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Life on a Rocket
i stopped writing here a few years ago because my life completely changed.
i put in a token post about once a year, in the vain hope that i could rekindle a dead journal and get excited about writing again, but the new demands that were placed on me were too consuming to give […]
Fatter Than Jesus
Just as i was never picked to play an “important” baseball position in gym class when it came time to choose teams, i was also never picked for Jesus in any church passion play during Easter.
That’s because i am fat, and Jesus was not. And i’m not talking about the historical Jesus here - […]
Careless
It’s hard to wrangle a midget into a tiny suit of armour for a jousting competition when he’s been eating too many Nutty Buddies.
That wasn’t the opening i was originally gonna go with. This entry is about day care, so i was gonna say something like “it’s hard to get daycare in Toronto,” but […]