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Life on a Rocket
i stopped writing here a few years ago because my life completely changed.
i put in a token post about once a year, in the vain hope that i could rekindle a dead journal and get excited about writing again, but the new demands that were placed on me were too consuming to give […]
Cabbage Patch Tranny Pt 2
There i was - racing home after a hard-fought battle for the hottest Christmas toy this year, a “video-game” console called the Nintendo Wii, when i began to feel unwanted pangs of Christmas cheer. i’m talking about some full-on nauseating prime time stop motion-animated singing mouse-style puppetrous heart-warming Hallmark crap. Be ye warned.
i […]
Not My Father’s Son
Strike up the band and light me a cigar even though smoking is bad for you and cigars cause mouth cancer which i most certainly do not want to have - i have done something amazing!
We all strive to one day be better than our parents, but who wants to put in the effort? […]