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Kicking Heroin
If you’ve read a few of these journal entries, you’ll have learned a few key things about me - chief among them that i am perpetually overweight, and constantly hatching doomed schemes to fix that. i’m like the Wil E. Coyote of healthy active living. Instead of just eating healthy food and exercising […]
Life on a Rocket
i stopped writing here a few years ago because my life completely changed.
i put in a token post about once a year, in the vain hope that i could rekindle a dead journal and get excited about writing again, but the new demands that were placed on me were too consuming to give […]
Fatter Than Jesus
Just as i was never picked to play an “important” baseball position in gym class when it came time to choose teams, i was also never picked for Jesus in any church passion play during Easter.
That’s because i am fat, and Jesus was not. And i’m not talking about the historical Jesus here - […]